Conversations with a 7 year old

7 year old: "Mom, is there something I can wash my face off with? I ate a caramel apple and it's all sticky."

Me: "Yeah, it's called soap and water, it does amazing things."


She rolled her eyes at me! Is there something wrong with soap and water that someone has not let me in on? Does it cause premature aging? Cancer? What? Sheesh!